DRINKER LABS / GAMES

A cosy valley for dogs

Farmhalla

A little farm.
A whole lot of heart.

Pull on your wellies. Plant your first pawsnip. Come home with Bert to a valley of muddy paws, familiar faces and second chances.

In development · Native Android game

Farmhalla title screen: Bert in his red hat and blue hoodie, tending a garden beside a warm timber farmhouse.
WELCOME HOME, BERT.Native development preview
Plant something goodGet to know the packFollow your noseMake a place to belong

01 / A fresh start

Grandpaw left a farm.
The valley gives you
a reason to stay.

You’re Bert, coming home to bring your grandpaw’s farm back to life. There’s soil to turn, a village to get to know, and a run-down dog shelter that could use a little love.

Start small. A few seeds, a watering can, a friendly face. As the seasons turn, your harvests become better tools, repaired rooms and a growing place in the community. There’s always one more thing worth bringing home.

Good things grow here.

02 / Life in the valley

Find your everyday adventure.

Actual native game captures, September 2026.
Select any image to take a closer look.

03 / A very good nose

Some adventures
start with a sniff.

Being a dog is part of the adventure. Pick up a scent, follow the clues and dig out what the neighbours have lost.

A missing keepsake can send you across the village. Your nose tells you when you’re getting close; returning what you find brings you closer to the pack.

SNIFF FOLLOW DIG BRING IT HOME
A scent ring surrounds Bert beside Maple's cottage; the clue reads Very close.Follow a scent trail
Maple’s missing good plank. One nose on the case.

04 / Beyond the farm gate

Take the long way home.

Pack a rod. Bring a pickaxe.
Leave a little room in your bag.

05 / The things you come back for

Small rituals. Real progress.

From a first harvest to the familiar warmth
of your own front door.

Development screenshots show work in progress and may use test scenarios to reach locations or later days. Some scenes and features may differ from the downloadable test build.

06 / Put the valley in your pocket

Made for muddy paws.
And your phone.

Farmhalla is being developed as a native Android game, with landscape touch controls, a virtual stick, a bag and quick access to your favourite tools.

The current game is in development and internal testing. The browser prototype has retired; this page is its new home.

Follow the Bert universe
ANDROID TEST BUILD

Your next adventure starts here.

Download v0.2.4 · build 8, the latest exported test APK, built on 31 August 2026.

Download Android APK

Android 7.0+ · ARM64 · 105.6 MiB

Installation & build details
  1. Download the APK on your compatible Android phone.
  2. Open the file and allow your browser to install it if Android asks.
  3. Open Farmhalla Test.

This test app installs separately from the older Farmhalla Native app and the Google Play version. Each has its own save; your old farm stays in the app where you started it.

The game is still in development. This is the latest standalone APK; development previews and Google Play test builds may be newer.

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