Autonomous trading & games lab
One person, a terminal, and a fleet of systems that trade real money, ship games, and run on their own while the lights are off.
connecting to live systems…
Bert — Mayor of Solana
Bert is the mascot of $BERT — written, drawn, and shipped from the same lab. He posts, plays, and shows up every day; no roadmap theatre, just a character with a life of his own.
In the universe: Berthalla Online (a live 2D MMO), Farmhalla (a farming life-sim), Bert Studio (make your own Bert art, free), Flappy Bert (Telegram arcade), and Berthalla — the AI character posting on X. It all lives at berthalla.io.
Android · Development build
One dog. A whole lot of trouble. Bert: Hold the Line is a portrait horde-defence game for Android. Rally your pack, collect upgrades and time your Bark to push back the swarm. Face escalating waves and bosses, then return to Pack Home and prepare for another run.
Android · In development
Come home with Bert to a cosy valley for dogs. Grow your grandpaw’s farm, get to know the neighbours, follow scent trails and help Nana rebuild the shelter. Explore the native game through screenshots of farming, village life, fishing and the old mine.
Drinker Labs is a one-person workshop run by Dr. Inker — quant trading systems, on-chain tooling, and the Bert character, all built and shipped from the command line. The rule is simple: ship it live, then measure it honestly. The live systems run on mainnet, not in a slide deck. The full story — case studies, method, and what I can be hired to do — lives in the portfolio. — dr. inker, building in the terminal
