Drinker Labs is where I make things. I'm Sam, Dr. Inker online, and it's just me, a lot of late nights and Claude.
Most of it is games about Bert, a real Pomeranian with a cartoon double. There's also a wallet that knows when to say no, and a bench of tools I needed and built anyway. The trading desk is under a sheet now. Its record is further down.
The arcade
Bert's games. Every one stars the same small dog in a red bucket hat.
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Farmhalla
In Google Play testing, version 0.2.6A cosy valley for dogs. Grow your grandpaw's farm, follow scent trails, fish, go down the mine and help Nana rebuild the shelter. The older 0.2.4 test build is on its page.
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Bert: Hold the Line
In Google Play internal testing, version 0.17.10Lane defence for your phone. Bark orders at the pack, rescue pups on the way, and beat the boss waiting at the end of every road.
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The BERT app
Android beta, version 0.8.1Bert's updates and moods, the Flappy tournament, caption cards and home-screen widgets. It also carries Super Bert World: The Lost Trail, a pixel platformer that plays offline.
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Flappy Bert
Live on Telegram, Season 5 runs until 1 DecemberTap to keep Bert in the air. The Autumn Arc has a leaderboard and a $250 prize pool.
Also in the works: Berthalla Online, a 3D town for Bert and his friends in Unreal Engine. It's early, and there's nothing to play yet. Bert's own town is at berthalla.io, with the scoreboard, Bert Studio for drawing your own Bert, and sign-ups for the Android tests.
The safe
Warden, a Solana wallet that knows when to say no.
Your passkey holds the authority. The wallet's program keeps shared daily and 30-day spending limits on-chain, across every session. On the test build that means no more than 0.01 SOL in one go, 0.1 SOL a day and 1 SOL in 30 days.
It's pre-alpha. The test build runs on devnet, it hasn't been audited, and there is no mainnet release. See how Warden works, or try it at wardenwallet.io.
The workbench
Smaller tools. Some for other people, some because I needed them.
- GeNFT
- Build a Solana PFP collection from your own art.The site is up; paid checkout is paused.
- poly-tax
- Your Polymarket tax outcome under all three IRS approaches, then Form 8949.Live.
- refute
- Sceptical agents try to knock down a claim or a pull request before you ship it.On npm as @dr_inker/refute 0.2.0.
- sourcerer
- Finds an engineer for a role, then writes a fit brief that cites its sources.A demo on cached samples.
- facelift
- Paste a web address and an AI pipeline redesigns the page, then shows an honest before and after.Invite only; the case study is public.
- peakreel
- Finds the best moments in a long video and cuts them into vertical, captioned clips.Private: I use it myself.
- pumplaunch
- A test bench for atomic, multi-wallet launches on pump.fun.Research prototype.
The files
Everything written down properly, for anyone thinking of hiring me.
The portfolio has the full list of work, how I build with AI, and what each project taught me. If you only read one thing in it, make it the facelift case study.
The desk under the sheet
Trading. I retired every system on 23 September 2026. The record stays up.
| System | What it did | How it ended |
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| polymarket-bot | BTC five-minute prediction markets | 946 logged trades from 7 April to 11 May 2026. 55.7% won. +$80.81 on $8,990.64 staked, under 1%: close to break-even. |
| hyperliquid-bot | Trend research on perpetual futures | Paper trading only |
| meteora-bot | Liquidity on Meteora's DLMM pools | Retired |
| bert-market-observer | Market-making research between Kraken and Jupiter | Paper fills only; final snapshot kept |
| Paper Lab | A scoreboard of simulated strategies | Frozen |
| migrate-tracker | Telegram alerts for token migrations | Retired in August 2026 |
These traded real money and could lose it. Nothing on this page is financial advice.